Very bizarre piece of news I came across this morning which gave me a pleasant start to the day. 23 year old Daniel Jones, founder of the Church of Jediism believed that employees of Tesco Supermarket were discriminating against him when they asked him to remove his hood whilst shopping at their store. Tesco said that he felt "humiliated and victimised for his beliefs".
"It states in our Jedi doctrination that I can wear headwear. It just covers the back of my head,"
"You have a choice of wearing headwear in your home or at work but you have to wear a cover for your head when you are in public."
The grocery store was quick to strike back against Jones when they released a statement saying that the three most widely recognised Jedi of the Star Wars movies - Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker - all appeared in public without having to wear their hoods.
"Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all appeared hoodless without ever going over to the Dark Side and we are only aware of the Emperor as one who never removed his hood.
"If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers."
Man that is the most awesome answer you can give when your under a situation like that. Fuck me. D: